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Insert Inappropriate Nazi Joke Here
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt I didn’t plan on posting today. But when I woke up this morning I had three people on Facebook...
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Judgy McJudgington
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. ~ Francois Fenelon Lately it seems as if parents (mostly moms, let’s face facts here) have been expending an awful lot of energy trying to tear...
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Mama Hari Strikes Again
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. ~ Dave Barry Last week, my little baby Sausage had his first birthday. It was lovely, with presents, and guests, and a rather...
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The Other End*
*Because of family obligations, I’m unable to give you new content this week. But fear not! I have lots of content that nobody except for my mother (Hi Mom!) has ever seen, because nobody was reading...
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The Antarctic Circus Award
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. ~ Joe Moore On this blog, I’ve talked a lot about Sausage, mythological creatures, and foodstuffs. I’ve written a fair bit of bad...
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Douche: Not Just For The Ladies Anymore
So must the writer, whose productions should Take with the vulgar, be of vulgar mould. ~ Edmund Waller In my last post, I casually used the word douchenozzle. For some reason, apparently completely...
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